Advertisement for Netflix:

-The content writers of an ad agency we had hired at Netflix have taken mass sick leave. And as per internal source they are binging Netflix’s new shows (share name if possible). So until the making of next Netflix ad, we at Netflix personally request you to watch Netflix.

P. S.: The contents in Netflix are better than upcoming Netflix ads. So view only Netflix not its ad. And it’s ad free because we at Netflix donot entertain or make ad films. So if you are waiting eagerly to watch Netflix ad, then don’t. Because another ad agency we have planned to outsource also has a same problem of creative content writers going for mass leave, perhaps to binge Netflix.

Advertisement for governments in the world appealing people to use mask at the time of covid:

Governments in the world has to deal with poverty, hunger, inequality, unemployment and crime everyday. It cannot come to you personally and ask you to wear mask.
This might perhaps be the last time our governments would be requesting you to put on a mask. Because, even though we would request you next time to put on a mask, there is higher chance you would not be able to hear it if you don’t wear mask now. Because you may not be alive to listen it or be in ventilator.

Note: This ad can be used by WHO itself as it has many governments under its banner.

Advertisement for AIDS awareness:

Having an unsafe sex regularly but fretting about babies. That’s way too much to do. Rather worry HIV/AIDS. Use any form of contraceptive of any brand. Because we dzire to prioritise your helath first than ours financial helath.


Advertisement of an Ad Agency to hire a content writer:

AlreADy, you see ad?
Mad because of ad?
Head full of ad?
Seeing ad in your illness ADHD
Sad due to less creative ads in the market
Meet even two of the above criteria? Then feel free to ADd yourself to an ad agency team to create best ads.


Advertisement Tesla Motors:

-The experience of driving a car- electric or fuel based- may be more or less similar. But the impact on environment by driving a tesla is far better than driving a fuel based car.
-So until this day if you have regret for not planting a tree and not caring for environment, don’t if you have bought Tesla home. Because using Tesla as a daily source of commute equals planting a tree (suppose).
But if you can, perform both- Plant a tree and buy a tesla.
Even if not: Still plant a tree and ride a tesla or any other electric vehicle.

#DriveTesla #MakeBetterImpactOnEnvironment


Prudent poet

Why do I have to write a poem if it is already presented more nicely in a feeling which I want to express, by a poet of whom I am aware of?

The handkerchief

I should not have washed the handkerchief that I had used to wipe the tears. But with confidence that I don’t need it again, I washed it. I needed it again, anyway.

The idiot lover:

Of course I loved her
Even when she was in another relation
Surprisingly, one day she expressed her feelings for me
And I expressed less of my willings to her.

Because I was empathetic on her boyfriend too
I didn’t want to hurt him by taking her away from him
So I cared less but ultimately I made a mess
When she broke up with her boyfriend
So as an opportunist, I expressed my feelings to her but it was already late
Neither she loved him anyway nor me now
My love for unknown him destroyed my love for her.

Your will:

I saw you marrying with another man in my dreams
(And you were crying)
I was not able to control my own will even in my own dreams
How can I have posession on your dreams and aspiration?
Do as you prefer it’s your will but let me also cry out
Until then I will share my feelings through writing
And please don’t feel offended.