It was raining cats and dogs
But Fred was acting somehow hog
He had umbrella in his bag
That he had not even took out the tag.
Did he thought it would be a brag
If he used his new umbrella
Anyway he seemed as a crazy fella

So as his friend
who had no cover for rain
I asked him to take out umbrella
So that we would get protected
But he didn’t approve my words and said
‘Let’s cover ourself from sack instead
Cause my umbrella is new and it would get wet’
Really, i have never seen such mate
Whose irrationality was at his best.