If mom were barbers
Daily if not weekly
Guys had to trim hair
And couldn’t keep the beard.

By the look of face
All society would seem same and kempt
As girls and boys could only be differentiated
By the length of the hair

If mom were barbers
Don’t expect they would not charge fee
For occasional threading, they have to visit beauty parlour
And the service there is also not for free.

So mummys would be self employed
But barbers in town would go unemployed
And anyway fathers would not feel happy
For to pay moms, sons have to ask father’s money

And our unmarried sisters would be intern
For they would also need money in future
So let barbers be barbers and mom be mom
Else we will have to deal with hair in our lunch
Or worse fathers may take the course of beautician.